Inspired in part by the conceptual poetry from my Modern American Poetry class, I used Siri to transcribe a recording of Allen Ginsberg reading Howl (part one). I did not need a transcription. This was done sheerly for the expected (humorous) effect. Siri did not let me down. I particularly enjoyed the references to Cracker Barrel, Subway sandwiches, and the rhythm of farting. Here follows Howl, as transcribed by Siri:

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