First, haiku inspired by lines from action movies:
Remember, Sully,
when I promised that I would
kill you last? I lied.
You’ve got to ask your
Self one question: Do I feel
Lucky? Well, do ya?
You’re no daisy. You’re
no daisy at all.Poor soul
You were just high strung.
Family Guy-ku
Victory is mine!
Giggity giggity goo.
Damn you, vile woman.