First, haiku inspired by lines from action movies:

Remember, Sully,

when I promised that I would

kill you last? I lied.

You’ve got to ask your

Self one question: Do I feel

Lucky? Well, do ya?

You’re no daisy. You’re

no daisy at all.Poor soul

You were just high strung.

Family Guy-ku

Victory is mine!

Giggity giggity goo.

Damn you, vile woman.